User:Carptrash

I am a fairly long term wikipedia editor (User:carptrash) with little computer knowledge. Sort of like my car, I can drive it, but if the carburetor screws up . . ..... wait, does my car have a carburetor? You probably get the idea. So, I would like to start my own wiki to keep track of cemetery sculpture, but reading through the information on how to do this ... it seems as if it was babelfish translated from Icelandic. Or might even be in Icelandic. I am somewhat lost, but wanted to put this disclaimer here so when I start asking for help folks who might be inclined to pitch in can have some idea as to what they are up against.