Toolserver:User:Kylu/emptypages.lol

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Note that the remarks are, for the most part, double-remarked with PHP syntax.
This is purely to make things more readable using the PHP source tag.
For some reason nobody ever made one for LOLCODE, go figure...

OBTW /* first attempt at usable 
        tool written in lolcode
        more information on the language at:
        'http://lolcode.com/'
        omg.
*/ TLDR

BTW //Start with program declaration & such 
HAI
 BTW //pull libraries & file with login data
 I CAN HAS MYSQL?
 I CAN HAS HTMLOUT?
 I CAN HAS '../login.dat'?

 I HAZ A count ITZA VAR
 LOL count IZ 0

 BTW //create the sql connection, make sure to handle errors gracefully.
 I HAZ A sqllink ITZA VAR
 LOL sqllink IZ mysql.connect('enwiki-p.db.ts.wikimedia.org', myusername, mypassword)
  OMGWTF 'Connect failed' GTFO

 BTW //call the function that defines the sql query.
 CAN IT BE setquery TIEM NAO PLS?

 BTW //this performs the actual query...
 I HAZ A sqlresult ITZA TABLE
 LOL sqlresult IZ mysql.query(sqlquery, sqllink)
  OMGWTF 'Query failed' GTFO

 VISIBLE '<html><title>Empty pages on English Wikipedia</title>'
 VISIBLE '<body><table>'

 BTW //call the function that displays results
 CAN IT BE resulttable TIEM NAO PLS?

 VISIBLE '</tr><br>'   
 VISIBLE 'Total results: '
 VISIBLE count
 VISIBLE '</body></html>'
KTHXBYE
BTW //We are finished.

BTW //* * * Functions below * * *

OBTW /* The resulttable function, displays the contents
        of the array containing the results of the SQL function.
        Terribly crappy output, but it is functional.
*/ TLDR

LET ME SHOW YOU MY resulttable THEYZ null
  IM IN UR LOOP
     IZ sqlresult[count] ?
        YARLY
           count IZ count + 1
           VISIBLE '<tr>'
             I HAS count IN UR sqlresult[count] 
               VISIBLE '<td>'
               VISIBLE '<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=cur&oldid=prev&title='
               VISIBLE sqlresult[count]
               VISIBLE '">'
               VISIBLE sqlresult[count]
               VISIBLE '</a> </td>'
             MOAR
	NOWAI
           KTHX
  IM OUTA UR LOOP
MY resulttable LET ME SHOW YOU THEM

OBTW /* this just defines the query.
        I moved the query to the end for readability.
        stop laughing! I'm serious!
        anywho, hadn't tried nested source tags,
        so we will do this instead. */
TLDR

LET ME SHOW YOU MY setquery THEYZ null
 BTW //this defines the query...
 I HAZ A sqlquery ITZA VAR
 LOL sqlquery IZ '
   SELECT page_title FROM page
   WHERE page_is_redirect = 0
   AND page_namespace = 0
   AND page_len = 0
   ORDER BY page_title;
 '
MY setquery LET ME SHOW YOU THEM
KTHXBYE
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