User:Splarka/PHP

Developers who hate have negative opinions about PHP
&lt;Simetrical&gt; PHP sucks.

&lt;davidmccabe&gt; I would just like to put this on the record: I hate php.

&lt;AmiDaniel_away&gt; God I hate php

&lt;Bryan&gt; I hate isapi. and I hate PHP

&lt;Duesentrieb&gt; bah, php sucks

*Duesentrieb hates php's sloppyness

&lt;Nikerabbit&gt; do I hate php or do I hate php

&lt;TimStarling&gt; I hate PHP

&lt;Dantman|FS&gt; Man don't you hate the PHP Manual

&lt;ialex&gt; Nikerabbit: i hate PHP sometimes

&lt;Alexfusco5&gt; Simetrical: You hate PHP :? &lt;Simetrical&gt; Alexfusco5, yes.

&lt;brion&gt; Simetrical: no thoughts on it until i have a chance to look at it &lt;brion&gt; other than "i hate you php"

&lt;davidmccabe&gt; PHP just sucks, not you.

&lt;Duesentrieb&gt; if ("0" == false) print "php sucks";

&lt;werdnum&gt; ugh, I hate PHP so much.

&lt;werdnum&gt; oh man, I hate PHP so so so much.

&lt;Nikerabbit&gt; lol php sucks

&lt;RoanKattouw&gt; Bleh, PHP doesn't even allow new Class-&gt;method apparently, that sucks

&lt;OverlordQ&gt; PHP Sucks!

&lt;flyingparchment&gt; it's not your fault though, PHP just sucks that way

&lt;Nikerabbit&gt; I hate php

&lt;brion-oscon&gt; basically, i hate php

&lt;Splarka&gt; haha, if I knew php I'd hate it

&lt;MrZ-man&gt; my current theory is that PHP sucks

&lt;werdna&gt; php sucks

&lt;werdna&gt; PHP just sucks. &lt;werdna&gt; as a language.

&lt;Nikerabbit&gt; php is ugly

* Simetrical HATES PHP &lt;Simetrical&gt; stab stab stab PHP

&lt;ialex&gt; that's a PHP bug :) * ialex stabs PHP one more time * ^demon kicks it, just for good measure

&lt;werdna&gt; unless they put '0' as their sig :( &lt;werdna&gt; (fucking PHP)

* ialex is going to kill PHP

Developers who "love" PHP
&lt;RoanKattouw&gt; Maybe it's because I don't hate PHP

&lt;brion&gt; i love how php silently slips in these back-compat nightmares :D

&lt;^demon|away&gt; Personally, I would love it if PHP knew what I _meant_ instead of what I _typed_. Would make writing code a million times easier :-P

&lt;exobuzz&gt; i love that bug from earlier.php -r "strtotime('+1000000000000 hours');" only php can be so great.

*^demon loves php's idiosyncratic nature.

&lt;Nikerabbit&gt; gosh I love php http://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=26934

*vvv loves PHP for ability injecting new properties to existing object

&lt;OverlordQ&gt; heee, gotta love php segfaulting after every maintnence script run