User:Zonelynx

"Ho, illustrious passers-by!… It is indeed unlikely that you could condescend to stop and listen to the foolish words of such an insignificant and altogether deformed person as myself. Nevertheless, if you will but retard your elegant footsteps for a few moments, this exceedingly unprepossessing individual will endeavour to entertain you."

−Ernest Bramah, The Wallet of Kai Lung

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