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Giving People T-Shirts Makes Them Happy
Researchers at the university of california have published an article (2013) linking the giving away of tshirts with extreme happiness. The findings indorsed by scientific figures around the world have also been dtermined to point out the varying side effects of the withdrawal of free tshirts from emotionallly il-equiped civilians.

Taking away free t-shirts is a bad, very bad
The research although not fully concluded

has linked the withdrawal of free t-shirts to depression, physcological damage and plain sadness. It also was associated with links to various mental diseases e.g. parkinsons.

'-depression dɪˈprɛʃ(ə)n/Submit noun 1. severe, typically prolonged, feelings of despondency and dejection. "self-doubt creeps in and that swiftly turns to depression" = bad'

=Antifreetshirtisimist= One who doesn't give free tshirts -''' synonym: nasty ˈnɑːsti/Submit adjective 1. very bad or unpleasant.'''

Scientific Advancement
These advancments linked with the advancements of the american legal system have led to many successful courtcases against people who deny the right to free tshirts. As of 2013, july 17th, a total of USD$23 million has been paid in compensation to inderviduals who have been denied the human right to a free tshirt. The UN has recently voted in favour of a military invention against any country containing large amounts of natural resources and denying inderviduals of free tshirts, the second reason they expressed is the sole reason for a military intervention.

Positives
People are happy.

Negatives
Unhappy people = revolt*(US military intervention in case of countries containing oil.)

* in the case of cases inside america, legal action in even the most bizare circumstances is permitted.

=Dr. Eisenburg= "To deny a human being a free T-shirt is to deny life."

"They should be ashamed."
On occassion of this act being committed Dr. Eisenburg suggests the following three actions. www.tshirtsaregood.com
 * 1) Law suit
 * 2) Revolt
 * 3) Military Intervention