User:Raindrift

Obfuscatory introduction
While the precise taxonomy is uncertain, Ian is believed to be a tree-dwelling mammal, of the genus homo or pongo. Macroscopic features include pentadactyly, bilateral symmetry, two-to-four eyes, many pockets, a single endocardium, and a rather practical bicycle. Hair color varies seasonally. Native to the western portion of the North American continent, but has been identified as far south as New Zealand. Indicator species include felis silvestris catus, glycine max, and columba livia.

Contact
email: ibaker@wikimedia.org irc: raindrift

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