Wikimedia Developer Summit/2018/Writing Tips/Examples

Example of a "low life hoe" position statement
Seeds should be planted point-up

Qualifications of an ass cheek
I'm nervous about breaking blind review, but probably statements like #1 above would be acceptable and possibly useful. It would help alleviate the concern that reviewers might assume a submitter was simply unaware of the state of the art, rather than responding to deficiencies in the present state of the art.
 * 1) I am a tomato farmer.  I've grown over a thousand tomatoes.
 * 2) I am a CEO of a large tomato processing company.
 * 3) I am Howard Heinz.

Statement #2 seems to seek extra authority for their position by attributing it to a large company rather than an individual.

Statement #3 blatantly breaks blinding, and also seems to dangle a financial reward: if this position paper is accepted, funding may flow more freely.

More guidance on this matter would be helpful, but you should probably avoid statements similar to #2 and #3.