User:Obi Wan Wiki

This is Obi's page. Here are some thoughts that keep me going some days.
 * You can dress a turd in a suit, but it is still just a turd.
 * If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we would all have a Merry Christmas.
 * You can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up first.
 * Always remember the 7 P's: Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.