User talk:HTFFanBrandon04

Post me messages below.

Extension:Add Button
Please give a reason for removing the insecure tag.Jasper Deng (talk) 04:33, 26 March 2012 (UTC)

I'm an HTF Fan
 I'm a Happy Tree Friends fan  Watch the newest episode:

Your age
Since you said you are 9, it's pertinent for you to read this. Personally I would never out my age on a public website like this one; I consider it a safety risk.Jasper Deng (talk) 20:00, 28 March 2012 (UTC)

Blocked
I have blocked you for 2 weeks for disruptive editing at Project:Requests/User rights/HTFFanBrandon04. Please take this time to consider your actions and how you should behave here on MediaWiki Wiki. Peachey88 (talk) 20:34, 28 March 2012 (UTC)

Unblock request
I didn't do any disruptive editing. Please unblock me. HTFFanBrandon04 (talk) 20:39, 28 March 2012 (UTC)


 * This is definitely the wrong place to live your childhood. You are the only one thinking you didn't do disruptive contribs. You should know you'll be blocked again if you continue your conduct. Tim (SVG)  14:09, 29 March 2012 (UTC)
 * As I said above, you need to read en:WP:Guidance for younger editors if you wish to continue editing here. Unfortunately, this and other WMF wikis require maturity, which does not show up if you keep begging for a userright for like a whole week after it has been denied by everyone else, and denying that that's a disruptive action.Jasper Deng (talk) 16:59, 29 March 2012 (UTC)

I have read en:WP:Guidance for younger editors. Please unblock me. HTFFanBrandon04 (talk) 17:17, 29 March 2012 (UTC)
 * The question is, do you understand that and the second link I provided in my previous comment?Jasper Deng (talk) 19:15, 29 March 2012 (UTC)
 * I did read the second link, unblock me now. HTFFanBrandon04 (talk) 06:02, 30 March 2012 (UTC)
 * Then what are you gonna do after you're unblocked? Are you going to act like a grown-up and leave all this HTF-related nonsense off this wiki? Or are you going to display further immaturity? It's your choice. If you'd like, I can mentor you, but you're going to have to listen to everything I say for you to do and not argue with anyone.--Jasper Deng (talk) 17:09, 30 March 2012 (UTC)
 * I am a Happy Tree Friends fan. I will act like a grown-up, develop actual extensions besides fake stupid Extension:Sky Captcha, and more documentation on the MW software. HTFFanBrandon04 (talk) 05:56, 31 March 2012 (UTC)
 * OK, part of being mature (acting like a grown-up) means staying on topic, which here means no more HTF mentions. I'm not really convinced that you're serious with that comment because your attempted edit to Extension:Google Translator did not appear to take a full examination of the code into account.Jasper Deng (talk) 16:18, 31 March 2012 (UTC)
 * I do not want to be unblocked. Actually... APRIL FOOLS! I do want to be unblocked. I will no longer say about this nonsense about HTF (Happy Tree Friends) on this wiki. I am serious about the comment. Now unblock me? I would also like my "fake" extension Extension:Sky Captcha undeleted. HTFFanBrandon04 (talk) 04:15, 1 April 2012 (UTC)
 * Okay, here's my offer: I think if I were an admin, I'd consider an unblock now if and only if you accept mentorship from me or another adult editor, you agree that you'll do as you're told, and that you agree that you won't create any hoaxes like the deleted extension. You also will not make another userrights request without your mentor's endorsement or the endorsement of at least two other experienced editors, and that you will not argue. Kapeach? This is not an April Fool's joke, btw --Jasper Deng (talk) 04:17, 1 April 2012 (UTC)
 * OK, I will not request other administrator user rights (see en:Wikipedia:Guide to requests for adminship, en:Wikipedia:Adminship is not for new users, and en:Wikipedia:Not now). I agree I will be good in editing like a grown-up, and reduce hoaxes like Extension:Sky Captcha. I urge you to read Help:Protecting_and_unprotecting_pages to protect Extension:Sky Captcha against recreation. Thank you, and please unblock me. HTFFanBrandon04 (talk) 05:07, 1 April 2012 (UTC)
 * Do you agree with the rest of my offer, including finding a mentor (before an unblock)? If we actually have to salt (create-protect) Extension:Sky Captcha, you won't be unblocked.--Jasper Deng (talk) 05:10, 1 April 2012 (UTC)
 * I do agree with the rest of your offer. Please salt Extension:Sky Captcha, and unblock me? Don't want to wait 10 days. Captcha means "Completely automated turing test to tell computers and humans apart". The reason for the deletion of the extension is 1) Extension:Sky Captcha did not use proper code, 2) it could not be used for everyone because some wiki's pages are stored in an SQLite database file, 3) it used numbers that could be copied and pasted into a text box, and 4) it s not formally recognized. Use an extension like Extension:ConfirmEdit instead. HTFFanBrandon04 (talk) 05:42, 1 April 2012 (UTC)
 * Fine, I will leave a note to Peachey88 (who blocked you) about this, and we'll see what they say about this, after you choose a mentor.--Jasper Deng (talk) 05:48, 1 April 2012 (UTC)
 * I already chose a mentor, leave a note to Peachey88 so he/she can unblock me. HTFFanBrandon04 (talk) 05:56, 1 April 2012 (UTC)
 * Who did you choose?--Jasper Deng (talk) 05:58, 1 April 2012 (UTC)
 * The user who blocked me! Please leave the blocking admin a note. HTFFanBrandon04 (talk) 06:09, 1 April 2012 (UTC)
 * Really? That is strange, since I don't remember ever being asked. Peachey88 (talk) 13:13, 1 April 2012 (UTC)
 * Now, you can unblock me Peachey88. HTFFanBrandon04 (talk) 17:33, 1 April 2012 (UTC)
 * This user should not be unblocked because their edits show they have no understanding of what this site is for and are using as a toy.  fr33k man t 17:43, 1 April 2012 (UTC)
 * OK, I can guarantee that if this user is unblocked, he is under mandatory mentorship to me and Peachey88, and he's on a one-strike rule. If he causes more disruption, he will be reblocked again, perhaps without talk page access (which may need to be revoked here for the rest of the block).--Jasper Deng (talk) 18:19, 1 April 2012 (UTC)
 * Uh, he isn't under mentorship by me, I've never been asked as I pointed out above and due to uniqueness in my RL and how I get on and around MW wiki, It is less than ideal for me to do it. Peachey88 (talk) 04:39, 2 April 2012 (UTC)
 * Sorry, HTFFanBrandon04, you're going with me and that's that. You'd better not act like you're not socially mature enough to edit this wiki, because your next block would be indefinite.--Jasper Deng (talk) 04:42, 2 April 2012 (UTC)

Unfortunately, however, the block will have to stay if no-one else wants you to be unblocked. Sorry.--Jasper Deng (talk) 19:41, 1 April 2012 (UTC)

Request conditionally granted
Peachey88 has decided to grant your unblock request, but if and only if you follow the conditions I set out for you on your talk page - specifically, your binding mentorship to me. I know you are very enthusiastic about contributing to MediaWiki, and so am I. I would be disappointed if I were forced to have you blocked indefinitely, because it seems that you have great potential to contribute to this project.--Jasper Deng (talk) 03:00, 3 April 2012 (UTC)