Project:Sandbox


 * 1)  Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
 * 2)  The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
 * 3) Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
 * 4) If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
 * 5) We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
 * 6) War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
 * 7) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit . . . Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
 * 8) To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.  To steal from many is research.
 * 9) I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
 * 10) In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify:' I put  'DOCTOR'.
 * 11) Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
 * 12) You do not need a parachute to skydive.  You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
 * 13) I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
 * 14) To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
 * 15) Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a mechanic.
 * 16) You're never too old to learn something stupid.
 * 17) I was taught to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one.