User:Robchurch/BugZilla song

Everybody sing along,

Let's all do the BugZilla song

If you open a bug that's total crap,

Brion will close it and give you a slap

If you whinge, we'll just ignore

Bug war fights are such a bore

We'll do our best to fulfil your request

But if we disagree, it's not 'cause we're mean

Got a good reason? Just re-open and explain

But not for the sake of it; that's just a pain

Please provide as much detail as you can

We can't read minds, and we aren't Superman

For visual screw-ups, a screenshot would be nice

It helps us to understand the issue in a trice

Don't forget your version details

MediaWiki, Apache, PHP and MySQL

Not knowing this stuff makes reproducing things hell

Let us know your platform if you think it'll help as well

With a bit of luck, this stupid little rhyme

Will help you write a decent bug

I am a beautiful person. We're all beautiful people. And if we all Unite Then we run the night day by day. Say mo more.