Thread:Project:Support desk/JavaScript and skin problems

I have been having tremendous difficulty in getting jQuery or any other JavaScript to load on a MediaWiki page. Upon loading a page, I receive "ReferenceError: mw is not defined" and subsequently no JS is rendered in the head (body JS is fine). I have used the Vector code base as a model yet still cannot get JS to load.

You can take a look at my skin's code at Pastebin or check the live version here. I use MediaWiki 1.18.1, PHP 5.3.3-7, MySQL 5.1.63.