Thread:Project:Support desk/Unable to install on VPS - compilation failed and catchable fatal error

OS: CentOS 6.4 + WHM 11.38.1 & cPanel 11.38.1

MediaWiki: 1.21.1

PHP: 5.4.16

MySQL: 5.5.32

Apache: 2.4.4

I am unable to start the MW installation. To avoid cluttering up this page, here's what I get: http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=JAqeNUwk

I've checked the tarball and even redownloaded it several times; it always fails with the above. It doesn't seem to be that I'm downloading a corrupted file. Restarting all relevant services as well as rebooting the VM hasn't had any effect. If someone could point me in the right direction I would be grateful (my host's technical support, with the exception of answering emergency tickets, is out today).