User:Splarka/PHP

Developers who hate have negative opinions about PHP

<Simetrical> PHP sucks. 

<davidmccabe> I would just like to put this on the record: I hate php. 

<AmiDaniel_away> God I hate php 

<Bryan> I hate isapi. and I hate PHP 

<Duesentrieb> bah, php sucks 

*Duesentrieb hates php's sloppyness 

<Nikerabbit> do I hate php or do I hate php 

<TimStarling> I hate PHP 

<Dantman|FS> Man don't you hate the PHP Manual 

<ialex> Nikerabbit: i hate PHP sometimes 

<Alexfusco5> Simetrical: You hate PHP :?
<Simetrical> Alexfusco5, yes. 

<brion> Simetrical: no thoughts on it until i have a chance to look at it
<brion> other than "i hate you php" 

<davidmccabe> PHP just sucks, not you. 

<Duesentrieb> if ("0" == false) print "php sucks"; 

<werdnum> ugh, I hate PHP so much. 

<werdnum> oh man, I hate PHP so so so much. 

<Nikerabbit> lol php sucks 

<RoanKattouw> Bleh, PHP doesn't even allow new Class()->method() apparently, that sucks 

<OverlordQ> PHP Sucks! 

<flyingparchment> it's not your fault though, PHP just sucks that way 

<Nikerabbit> I hate php 

<brion-oscon> basically, i hate php 

<Splarka> haha, if I knew php I'd hate it 

<MrZ-man> my current theory is that PHP sucks 

<werdna> php sucks 

<werdna> PHP just sucks.
<werdna> as a language. 

<Nikerabbit> php is ugly 

* Simetrical HATES PHP
<Simetrical> stab stab stab PHP 

<ialex> that's a PHP bug :)
* ialex stabs PHP one  more time
* ^demon kicks it, just for good measure 

<werdna> unless they put '0' as their sig :(
<werdna> (fucking PHP) 

* ialex is going to kill PHP 

Developers who "love" PHP

<RoanKattouw> Maybe it's because I don't hate PHP 

<brion> i love how php silently slips in these back-compat nightmares :D 

<^demon|away> Personally, I would love it if PHP knew what I _meant_ instead of what I _typed_. Would make writing code a million times easier :-P 

<exobuzz> i love that bug from earlier.php -r "strtotime('+1000000000000 hours');" only php can be so great. 

*^demon loves php's idiosyncratic nature. 

<Nikerabbit> gosh I love php http://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=26934 

*vvv loves PHP for ability injecting new properties to existing object 

<OverlordQ> heee, gotta love php segfaulting after every maintnence script run